Wily Mo can save the USA!

SluggerWily have a special request for Wily Mo:

Wily Mo, you could do this great nation a tremendous service. With one action, you could set our great country back to its rightful place in the world.

How, you ask, could this be possible? 

Wily Mo, if during one of your many remaining appearances in Washington, D.C. you should spot one bumbling President Bush or dubious friend-shooter and war-mongering Vice President Cheney, could you please ask them nicely to retire from the White House? It would mean so much coming from you that I imagine they would both leave politics never to be seen again. This, in turn, would allow for the first standing woman to inherit the Presidency of our great land: Speaker Nancy Pelosi. A sense of decency would return. Other lands could start to respect the USA again. Please, Wily Mo! Consider our request. Help save America from its ruthless kings!

A whole nation turns its war-weary eyes to you!