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Monday, 14 May 2007 |
Say it aint so! A report coming from a reliable source close to the organization (Dude, you BETTER come through with that free Monster dog for this!!) says that Wily Mo may be on his way out of Boston.
 The mammoth slugger could be shipped out to Atlanta in a trade for catching prospect Jarrod Saltalamacchia prior to the All Star break. With Tek getting older and Doug not being an everyday catcher… this could fill a void for the Sox in the coming years, but what could possibly fill the gaping hole left by Pena? Another report has him on a flight to Kansas City. The lowly Royals, who sit in the cellar of the American league standings would become an instant contender if this holds true. They would have to trade the first born of every player in the starting lineup to afford Wily Mo, but desperate times call for desperate measures! We can only hope that the fat bastard who gave me this scoop was much to drunk to know what he was talking about, but for true believers and followers of the Man Child, it doesn’t matter where he is playing. We will always remain disciples. |
