Play-rod a go-go!!

SluggerWily.com is here to report that the mystery blonde spotted with A-rod last night is actually his sister-slash-hitting instructor, Alexandra. They met up at a Toronto strip club, reportedly, because the strip club has "better security than the Toronto police". After spending the best part of 14 hours at the strip bar discussing A-rod's fielding techniques, they proceeded back to his hotel room-slash-batting cages to work on his swing. 

A-rod's wife, Cynthia will probably be less-than-impressed. However, while his team is in dead last place there seems little else for him to do but seek out a a little therapic treatment. Alexandra has some street cred -- she taught A-rod how to hit his rocks using a broomstick handle (or maybe something smaller) when he was just a weeing lad!

Have we seen the last of A-rod's pulling power? We doubt it! His swing can't get any worse with a blonde working on his stance! Appearantly, A-rod has been having trouble keeping his poise inside the box and SluggerWily reckons A-rod's chance of scoring tonight have seriously declined.