Manic Maitre De

Rumor has it the Maitre De in the Roger's Center restaurant spent the last few nights as a sleepless sobbing wreck! What is the cause of this great tragedy? Our spies report!

SluggerWily.com's source maintains that Wily Mo's massive homer off the wall of the restaurant has sent Johan Lundberg into therapy! Now, the very sound of his name or the logo of the Boston Red Sox is enough to send him into fits.

You heard it here first. But don't think this is the last of it. Pena will be on the attack north of the border a few more times before this season is thru! We really are sorry, Toronto, but accept your fate!