Attack on the family jewels

A-rod playing grab-ass with the youngsters in Boston really is old news but the fact that he's trying it on again with the rookie infielder Dustin Pedroia has left grown men fuming.

The Red Sox infielder had Pedroia rejected A-rod's amorous advances once already but he never sensed that this would lead to an all-out attack by the sullen Yankee's thirdbaseman. The Boston youngster spurned A-rod's advances during batting practice earlier that evening. So, A-rod relatiated by attempting to main unsuspecting Dusty in an elbow-first attack on his family jewels.

Can A-rod be stopped? No, I don't mean his home run hitting prowess. I'm referring to his propensity to coddle or slap Boston players  whom he obviously feels rejection from.

Readers will remember A-rod's slap at blonde crooner Bronson Arroyo in what turned out to be a pivotal play in Boston's 2004 ALCS victory over New York. 

Arroyo was un-scarred by the incident, but requested that he be traded out of the American League to avoid any further run-ins with the Yankee 3rd baseman.