Report implicates MLB players!

SW has recently uncovered a disturbing new trend in performance enhancement.

Eight former and current teammates of Wily Mo Pena have been caught ingesting a powder with a questionable composition. After confiscating the powder from the lockers of the unidentified players SW investigators sent vials of the substance to the lab of Dr. Azmuench for testing. It has been determined that the powder is comprised of cotton, sunflower husk, and an electrolyte that resembles the salt found in human sweat.

One of the implicated players spoke under a condition of anonymity to SW; “Some of the guys were joking about how, if we had only half of Wily Mo’s power… we’d all be all-stars”… he added, “the next thing I know, guys are stealing Wily Mo’s socks, collecting his sunflower seed husks, grabbing his sweat towel off the locker room floor… it was insane…some guys were snorting it, some were mixing it with water… hell, one guy even rubbed it all over himself in the shower!”

Within days, three of the players in the report broke out of slumps with an astonishing flurry of power. One player homered in four consecutive games after going without a long ball for 2 full seasons.

More details on this amazing development as it unfolds.

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